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The secret to application success!

Folks, I think I figured it out. I look at the people who are in programs and doing things I want to do. Fuzzy Suessian, Resurgence(ZN), etc and I notice a particular thing they have in common. They’re all above 200 internet/reputation points. THAT’S what you turn these in for, an acceptance! I dunno how the adcomms figure out who is who but they’re sneaky… good thing you have me here to keep them honest. Muwahahaha all I need to do now is post more puppy pics and I’ll be in

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iExcelAtMicrosoftPuns

 

I've joined the ranks

Today I joined the ranks of the many wonderful people who have been rejected from a school. We plenty, we miserable plenty, we band of rejects; For y’all today that sheds your tears with me Shall be my peer; be us ne’er so naive, This day shall gentle our condition; And the accepted in programs now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here, And hold their research cheap whiles any speaks That w‘er rejected with us upon Saint Valentine’s day.

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What can YOU do for ME?

I've learned the hard way; never tell a woman to calm down, chill, or relax. But my relationships (thankfully) aren’t the point of this post. I think I’m managing all the waiting pretty well. No matter what the AdCom tells me – I’ll figure out a way to live the life I want. Pffft, It’s only the first week of February. Pffft, that “Results Post” from UT Austin Rhetoric… it’s probably imaginary, I think I’m doing well – and then I think, “they’d tell me first, right?” I think, “

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iExcelAtMicrosoftPuns

 

If I Had a Time Machine

If I had a time machine. My time machine would be a sledgehammer: just a sledgehammer. Nothing elaborate. To operate it I’d stick it between my legs (like a Harry Potter riding his Firebolt) and swish off to a far away time. Or perhaps I’d stand on the hammer. I dunno, I’ll let the engineers and the designers debate. This TimeHammerMachine would smash through dimensions and temporal structure, to hell with paradox… I smash paradox. How? I’ll let the physics and philosophy students explain.

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Yard Work? No Thanks

Ahoy! I see my fellow bloggers have taken the time to update recently. Perhaps I’m a bit narcissistic but I’d feel better if I had another of my TARDIS pictures in the blog listings. (This is an interesting phenomenon. A lot like when your neighbor mows his law and you feel compelled to mow yours.) So here I am – updating: My grass isn’t any greener than yours. I have officially started my final semester of my undergrad education. For the first time in my college experience I feel

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My Apps Are Better Than Good! (and other lies I tell myself)

My apps are better than good - they're done. nearly My writing sample is solid! My SOP sets me apart! Everyone likes me in the GradCafe chatroom! This overwhelming doubt and second guessing (do I really want to specialize in anything? why can't I just drink coffee and talk big theories with neck bearded folks at the local coffee shop) will fade away. It's not a matter of IF I get accepted it is only a matter of WHEN. I won't lose friends. Relationships won't d

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I'll show you mine

Ahoy. The blog is titled “The Many Flavors of Rhetoric” because they told me I could name it whatever I want and I was hungry. So: Here I am in the middle of Grad School app season. Follow my angst, share my excitement, and (some other tagline because someone told me things look good in threes). Meet me: Undergrad Male, ruggedly handsome. Middle-of-Nowhere Uni that accepts everyone and graduates few. (GPA 3.69) Major: Rhetoricish Minor: Psychology GRE V164 Q150 AW 4

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