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The secret to application success!

iExcelAtMicrosoftPuns

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Folks, I think I figured it out.

I look at the people who are in programs and doing things I want to do. Fuzzy Suessian, Resurgence(ZN), etc and I notice a particular thing they have in common.

They’re all above 200 internet/reputation points.

THAT’S what you turn these in for, an acceptance! I dunno how the adcomms figure out who is who but they’re sneaky… good thing you have me here to keep them honest.

Muwahahaha all I need to do now is post more puppy pics and I’ll be in for sure!

*ring ring* Hello, Berkeley (BARKley?)This is Bowties – my puppy pics are trending and I’ve got 500 internet points… I think that entitles me to a spot in your program.

Perhaps I’m going crazy…



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After watching House of Cards season 2 and learning about the fantastic "Deep Web" perhaps adcomms have access to our usernames, and are using posts on thegradcafe to determine who wants it the most by how often they talk about it!  You've unearthed a new app strategry for sure. 

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After watching House of Cards season 2 and learning about the fantastic "Deep Web" perhaps adcomms have access to our usernames, and are using posts on thegradcafe to determine who wants it the most by how often they talk about it!  You've unearthed a new app strategry for sure. 

Oh I'm certain thats how it works... :-P

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Hi, success means you have accomplish your main goal.  Nice to know that most here are achieving  their target points. In my opinion about accomplishments to a real success is one's ability to have a good post all the time.  Otherwise, it won't happen also without determination to do new things to make it work .

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