Ok, ok. We need something to do other than freak ourselves out. A game, of sorts.
The question is this: What is your dream school? Not like, where you want to go--I'm talking fantasy grad school. If you could combine the program of your choice, the professors of your choice, the city of your choice, the campus of your choice, etc., what would that school look like? If we're dreaming anyway, we might as well do it properly.