NoChance 37 Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) While I'm not one to enjoy the misery of others, sometimes people do such a good job of combining heartbreak, disdain, and criticism, they create an epic rejection result post. Here's my personal favorite, someone rejected from Stanford GSE: Going to sob uncontrollably and gouge my eyes out while I try not to think of what I could have done instead with that $125 application fee. That pretty much sums up how I'd feel too. When I'm obsessively checking the results page, I often see this post and it makes me chuckle. It passes the time, and at least their loss will not have been in vain. Edited February 24, 2014 by NoChance 4 22 savankiran, JustSad, Kelly Anna Yllek and 23 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleene 49 Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) I lolled about a rather different comment. Someone rejected from ETH Zurich for a master in computer science said: I thought it was safe as it is outside US. Now too much tensed about other universities. I didn't apply to any safe university Edited February 24, 2014 by Kleene 1 6 drighanchu, victoriana, gradeschooldropout and 4 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeTC 2 Posted February 24, 2014 I lolled about a rather different comment. Someone rejected from ETH Zurich for a master in computer science said: That certainly made me lol too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starofdawn 154 Posted February 24, 2014 I received my UCLA rejection within 24 hours after I received my USC acceptance - they are rival schools and I was very tempted to write "FIGHT ON!" on the results page 2 roguesenna and Stefanie Xue Bai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artichoke203 0 Posted February 24, 2014 While I'm not one to enjoy the misery of others, sometimes people do such a good job of combining heartbreak, disdain, and criticism, they create an epic rejection result post. Here's my personal favorite, someone rejected from Stanford GSE: That pretty much sums up how I'd feel too. When I'm obsessively checking the results page, I often see this post and it makes me chuckle. It passes the time, and at least their loss will not have been in vain. Me too!!! Somehow California schools have the most expensive application fees!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gingin6789 431 Posted February 24, 2014 Some people I know take it very well: I ain't even mad. 9 deci:belle, Sueño2014, crnasia_002 and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serotoninronin 99 Posted February 25, 2014 This is actually a favorite pastime of mine. Great topic. "0a/0w/2r 11 The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors" 12 roguesenna, qeta, JM15 and 9 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serotoninronin 99 Posted February 25, 2014 "Alas, Harvard isn't ready for this jelly." 48 SpeakItInto Existence, sarahsahara, Mb and 45 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
engphiledu 166 Posted February 25, 2014 This one is more sad than funny, especially since we all hate general rejections, but at least a general rejection email is better than this. I just hope the guy eventually gets some type of email or communication for closure. "The application page says "Admission Denied". No mail. Is that it?" - Computer Science Masters, Purdue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmandaLemon 4 Posted February 25, 2014 "Second rejection... Acceptances will start coming soon, right?" So depressing... 2 kristincas and gradeschooldropout reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhDerp 179 Posted February 25, 2014 Letter Dated: 02/21/2014 "... We understand this must be very disappointing news..." How clairvoyant... Also, bla bla bla.. last option anyway 5 gingin6789, gradeschooldropout, artichoke203 and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serotoninronin 99 Posted February 25, 2014 "I tried to enter my stats, but my number keys were flooded by a torrent of tears" on a rejection, "today's my birthday" 1 18 qeta, moderatedbliss, Munashi and 16 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crucial BBQ 212 Posted February 25, 2014 I read one the other day that simply read: "Wow!" My favorites are more of a type and not any one in particular. They fall under two categories: "I have the highest GPA and GRE scores of anyone in the history of the World. I published in every single research journal on the planet. I won ten Nobel Prizes last year...I was so positive I was going to be accepted that I moved to [location of school] before I even submitted my application. Graduate school admissions officers are a bunch of imbeciles who are too ignorant to exist". A bit of an exaggeration, sure, but these types of "quotes" are there. And, "No biggie. I knew I was not going to get accepted". 4 12 Eillac, ChelMPH, 01848p and 13 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nautiloid 62 Posted February 25, 2014 From a few years back, this one is kind of oddly satisfying. Given, maybe UCI isn't in the top 10, but it's rated as highly as some Ivy Leagues for the program this was associated with. Perhaps the poster's maturity level was a major reason for the rejection. LOL. Irvine sucks. Worst UC in the system. Not sad at all. Got accepted from NYU Sackler and UCLA ACCESS. Waste of $80 app fee though. That's just like, your opinion, man. 5 1 Gradgirl2020, comp12, roguesenna and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
likemythesis 22 Posted February 25, 2014 Someone must have received multiple rejections at once because one said "I'm an idiot" and the next "I'm still an idiot!" 1 10 ChelMPH, Lalbadshah, Plzacceptme and 8 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhDerp 179 Posted February 25, 2014 "No biggie. I knew I was not going to get accepted". +my stats, that is all of my rejection posts. Ever. XD But I'm serious, I didn't expect to get in! I only applied to these longshot programs because my advisor said I might as well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bre333 18 Posted February 25, 2014 One of my favorites Thanks for rejecting me, a future Turing Award receiver and future zillionaire two of my favorites are from eastern michigan university EMU sucks! The town is awful. The research is a joke. and Darn! This was my first choice school, said no one ever! Guess I'll just have to stick with a tier 1 acceptance! #upyourseastern! 2 JointPhD-Social Work Guy and Sueño2014 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roguesenna 51 Posted February 25, 2014 lol, I'm from Michigan and had not heard of EMU until I applied to WMU as my safety school for undergrad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EngineerGrad 129 Posted February 25, 2014 University Of California, Berkeley Physics, PhD (F14) - Rejected - Told by email to check the website. Whatever, the place is full of Communists anyway Lol 24 1 Inna, SpeakItInto Existence, Erpeno and 22 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoChance 37 Posted February 25, 2014 I read one the other day that simply read: "Wow!" My favorites are more of a type and not any one in particular. They fall under two categories: "I have the highest GPA and GRE scores of anyone in the history of the World. I published in every single research journal on the planet. I won ten Nobel Prizes last year...I was so positive I was going to be accepted that I moved to [location of school] before I even submitted my application. Graduate school admissions officers are a bunch of imbeciles who are too ignorant to exist". A bit of an exaggeration, sure, but these types of "quotes" are there. And, "No biggie. I knew I was not going to get accepted". Hah I love those where people say something like this after being rejected from a master's program: "Perfect GREs/GPA, published everywhere, PhD in same subject from Ivy. Their loss." I wonder at what point the adcoms look at you and say, "This person obviously has no idea what she/he is doing in life." University Of California, Berkeley Physics, PhD (F14) - Rejected - Told by email to check the website. Whatever, the place is full of Communists anyway Lol I used to work in Berkeley, that's not an insult. 4 Ofgray, Sueño2014, EngineerGrad and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serotoninronin 99 Posted February 25, 2014 The Berkeley one is priceless. 1 Eddy137 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deci:belle 43 Posted February 25, 2014 This thread is giving me so much life. 11 DidacticPrinter, Ortega, scooby0407 and 8 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laocoön 53 Posted February 26, 2014 "Fine! I'll go make my own geophysics department! With blackjack! And hookers!" 46 1 Between Fields, k_angie, NeilM and 44 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ihatechoosingusernames 111 Posted February 26, 2014 Colorado State: "Apparently you don't even have to apply in order to be rejected from certain schools. What a cluster F it must be over there that they're emailing people who have simply requested information that they're 'rejected'." 1 40 AnthroChick21, doefficient, KaySsaem and 38 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ortega 2 Posted February 26, 2014 Someone must have received multiple rejections at once because one said "I'm an idiot" and the next "I'm still an idiot!" I saw that and I was like awww This waiting to be rejected/accepted SUCKS 1 Stefanie Xue Bai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
