What do you mean I'm "trolling"?
I received my tentative offer of admission, but it's to Japan, which I think gives offers of acceptance earlier than other programs because our start date is earlier than other programs. I still have to be accepted by my host researcher and the Japan Society for the Promotion of Science for it to be an official acceptance...
I checked my FastLane account for comments, but I don't think they're posted yet--perhaps because it's only a "tentative" offer of acceptance so my application is still as "processing."