I've been making active attempts to convince myself I'll be rejected, so if I am it won't be a disappointment, and if I'm not I will become so over excited and annoying that no one will miss me when I leave.
I'm another ETA applicant, hoping to teach in South Korea. My teaching experience is limited to the single hour I spent tutoring my Korean roommate's classmates while studying abroad a year ago. I mean, I helped a lot of friends with their English homework too, but I don't know whether that's considered pertinent. It's comforting to know I'm not the only one going in blind.