It sucks that you haven't heard, yet. If you look at the spreadsheet, you'll see that people were officially notified by email today. I hope that you hear soon--waiting just sucks.
Congratulations to all the other applicants who were recommended. Condolences to those who were not recommended. And WTF for anybody who is still waiting to hear!
Don't you have any neighbors? Maybe you could just drop by saying, "I live next door and I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of (insert name of your favorite alcoholic beverage)?"
Look for the spreadsheet. There are already two applicants to Turkmenistan listed.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsJrSSHnssqFdHNPell4VVZwWDgtWUpQcTVVeWM0bWc&usp=sharing#gid=1