My name is phantom23 and yes, I too suffer from this horrible disease. When I surf, my Inbox is the first tabbed window in the line up and my eyes dart to it between intervals lasting a few seconds. Luckily, the time period between seeing the (1) (yes, it's never over 1 thanks to my affliction) and reading the mail is too short to inflict any real damage (I think I hold my breath during the entire process). And when I'm not surfing, I always switch back to my Inbox and the eyeball-flicking resumes ...
ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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