For anyone interested, I was notified of unofficial admittance on March 10th and of my official offer from FGPA yesterday, both via email. Funding is $5000/year in scholarships and no assistantships. I've got a largely unrelated BA Joint Honours, GPA 3.84, a handful of international language scholarships, a tiny of bit of research experience in an unrelated field, regular DND employment (student labour, mind), and what I might assume were solid letters of reference. My SOP was quite focused and I think that helped.
Looking forward to seeing some of you in the fall!