I found other humans that applied to PhD programs!
I applied to Albany, Case Western, Smith College, Denver and WashU for SW but haven't heard a peep.
Unfortunately my undergraduate grades were not too hot, but that was a life time ago. I've tried to make up for it with my master's program work and great references, but I doubt it will be enough.
For what its worth, I got a 550 on the verbal, 770 on the math and 4.5 on the analytical. I was hoping to break 1400 to make up for my undergrad GPA but it just didn't happen. I assume they would want to see a stronger score in verbal, but maybe they'll like the math score. We shall see.