Hiya Oakeshott,
I'm also whinging and and obsessively re-checking the site - my life's basically been on hold the past few weeks as I wait with bated breath! This is the earliest they've started sending out decisions (at least, as reported by students on gradcafe, so it could mean nothing), so fingers crossed we're looking at slightly earlier in March rather than early April-ish. I haven't heard anything useful on the Student Room (UK site) either, so let's hope things go well.
Applying for the DPhil International Relations, having just done my Masters at an un-named UK university - I have a PhD offer from them, but I'm not sure how to proceed since I don't know about funding from where I did my MA ...
Good luck!