@Rendar
I did get the transcript upload error for Penn's app. I called, and everything is on file. Though I might email/call just for some piece of mind!
Believe me, I share your loathing for the GRE. BUT I visited Stanford (also my number one--would love to work with Ian Morris and Jen Trimble) and was assured that the GRE has very little weight in the decision process. Just another reason why Stanford is my top choice, haha.
What's you're area focus? I'm guessing you're more of a Hellenist (being that you want to work with Ober)?
Also, please share what you find out about Brown, I appreciate ANY insight into this painful, anxiety-ridden process!