hahaha thanks, and seriously, don't worry. if they're sending out bizarro emails that are missing so much information, i don't think that they can be close to having notified everyone. but yeah, i know what you mean--now we have to be on edge on the weekends too?! that's just unfair.
and by far the most agonizing thing is looking at the results page and seeing that people have been admitted to schools to which you applied, but you haven't heard anything. at least they could grace us all with rejections off the bat! i'm starting to think that ad comms are all just a bunch of sadists.