owltlaw

I AM IN A HOBBIT THEMED PUB

MY AWKWARDNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS

DID YOU KNOW: If I live in Mexico for 20 years, I am legally eligible to run for president. NEW LIFE GOAL?!

having a weird amount of time comparing costs of living in different cities: http://www.bestplaces.net/col. Inverness housing is way cheap?

and I'm too short to reach it. and worried if I try to knock it off with something I'll accidentally hit/damage the sprinkler. hm.

hah, my tweet abt ringing in my ears got me 3 @ replies from holistic health/wellness bots. chill, twitterbots! I'm okay. No help necessary

Sometimes people say things indirectly, but it's not "indirect speech."

on the bright side, the ringing in my ears left over from last night has finally stopped (I am an old person.)

just saw @dasracist. amazing.

My thesis is currently 5,267 words and I'm not even halfway done???

I should be arrested for comma abuse.

If I could have any superpower it would be the power to go to sleep.

I am a pickup truck.

I want Ron Swanson to build me a canoe.

Our kitchen smells amazing.

Just put a litre and a half of coffee in the fridge. I am very excited to drink it in the morning and then maybe have a heart attack.

My yogurt says "we give 10% of our profits to the planet," which I think means they bury it.

I will pay someone to do my degree application for me.

I need more craft supplies.

penguin. http://twitpic.com/449a6d

UPDATE: Flamingo.

We are the best! We are the best! We are the best! WE ARE THE BEST. ALRIGHT.