Things We're Going to Do Once We Receive Rejection Letters

[Groove]

1) Write rejection letters to our rejection letters. Sorry, professors, we've received too many rejections and must reject your rejection. Surprise, see you in the fall!

2) Request reimbursements to all graduate schools for all your bar tabs for those drunken nights you spent crying to the bartender over your rejections to the top universities. Note: everyone keep your receipts. Take the total and divide it by the number of rejections. Those top-tier schools have a line-item for it somewhere in the budget, I promise.

3) Draft "No really, I actually recommended this student, you must have misunderstood me" letters for all your LOR writers. Or just write them anyways and forge their signatures. Hey, couldn't hurt, right?

4) Forward your rejection email onto all of your family with the subject as: "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GOT ACCEPTED!!!!!!111111" It'll confuse the hell out of everyone.

5) Show up to visitation weekend anyways and insist that there is obviously a mistake. There's no way they would have rejected you.

6) Go fill out applications to be a highschool Chemistry teacher- Yay! Congratulations, you've won your spot as the teacher of high school's most dreaded subject!

7) Go join the circus. Because the chances of being bitten by a tiger are less than the chances of getting beaten up in the parking lot when you fail a high school student.

[synthetichead]

haha number 1 is excellent

[JonotanVII]

Harvard stationary sure makes great kindling I'm loving the fireplace in my house haha