Joel418 Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I'm sure someone's already done this, but I thought it might be fun to make our own rejection letters to the schools that we will be declining. Those of you who didn't get in this year should feel free to practice your rejection letter for next year! I guess I'll go first :wink: "Dear University of Stuffy McStufferson: Thank you so much for your interest in my attendance at your institution. I can assure you that your offer and all other accompanying materials were thoroughly examined. I regret to inform you that the committee (myself, my spouse, and my dog Igor) have not come to a favorable decision regarding your candidacy. Unfortunately, with the high number of schools beating down my door with offers of admission, funding, ponies, cotton candy, and "huge tracts of land", we have not been able to offer my attendance at all well-qualified institutions (see how we did that: we talked about well-qualified institutions without saying that you were one of them! Aren't we evil and sneaky??? :twisted: ). We wish you luck in all of your future student searches; please feel free to send another $95 application fee next year, even though we will never admit you. Best regards, Joel418 cc: Wifey418; Igor418"
Dontuse Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Feel free to repost this here: http://forum.thegradcafe.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=16367 It would be nice to read them all together on the same thread. Plus I don't think i've seen any from musicology so you'd be the first.
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