The Philosopher's Prayer

[Establishment]

Our philosopher who art in Chicago,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy postings come,

thy blog be read,

in all programs as it is in top-10 one's.

Give us this day your daily post,

and forgive us our trepidations,

as we forgive those who trepidate against you,

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from Zizek.

For thine is the blog,

and the rankings, and our thanks,

for ever and ever.

Amen.

[Cottagecheeseman]

Oh god please marry me right now.

[MattDest]

This is awesome. Now I just need to build a shrine. 

[dgswaim]

I thought Hegel was the God of philosophers...? 

[Establishment]

I'm disappointed to have not seen such sublime verse reposted on Leiter Reports today.

[Cottagecheeseman]

I'm disappointed to have not seen such sublime verse reposted on Leiter Reports today

I'll send it to him and see if he likes it.

[MattDest]

I posted to his Facebook, no response yet. 

[Establishment]

I posted to his Facebook, no response yet. 

 

Saul of Tarsus was blinded for three days by the light of the divine, I imagine we must give Leiter some time to recover from something even grander than that which Saul saw.

[bar_scene_gambler]

I posted to his Facebook, no response yet. 

I'm so disappointed that his page isn't public. 

Edited March 4, 2014 by bar_scene_gambler

[Cottagecheeseman]

I'm so disappointed that his page isn't public. 

If so only the initiated few can see his comments about the SPEP or whatever it's called.

Whatever screw them and the APA I'll join then SEP.

Society for Exact Philosophy all the way!!!!!!

[MattDest]

I'm so disappointed that his page isn't public. 

 

I didn't have the guts to do it. I'm a wimp. 

[Establishment]

I didn't have the guts to do it. I'm a wimp. 

 

You are literally Hitler.

[bar_scene_gambler]

I didn't have the guts to do it. I'm a wimp. 

How could you lie to me MattDest? I don't know what to believe anymore.

[MattDest]

I'm sorry, I just couldn't do it! LORD BEER ME STRENGTH. 

Edited March 4, 2014 by MattDest

[humean_skeptic]

I'm sorry, I just couldn't do it! LORD BEER ME STRENGTH. 

 

Out of up votes for great Office reference.