"You will get into at least half" --this without knowing anything about your application from ad com after asking where you applied.
"When will you know?" family and friends.
"I bet you are happy now that you are done with applications" NO!
And the one I hate the most. "You can always retake the GRE" hahaha
Everyone you tell has something to say that really doesn't help. Why dont people reply with "oh I know someone who went to XYZ with similar stats. That would be nice.