This thread is awesome.
My friend's response to me being wait listed at my top choice, and feeling like I wasn't going to get in anywhere:
"Well, at least you tried, that's more than most people can say."
I only applied to 4 places, all really competitive, no safe schools. I was wait listed at one, and two I haven't heard from. When I got an interview offer at the other, I was so excited, and sent a group text message to my family sharing the good news.
It went something like this:
Me: I got invited to interview at X University! So excited!
Bro: Have you heard from Y yet?
Mom: I vote Z!
Bro: Y has lots of beautiful women...just saying.
Mom: My guess is they'll all want you and you'll get to take your pick.
Bro: The Y women or the schools?
Mom: The schools, but maybe the women too!
Sis: I vote for W (wait listed school) so you can be close to me!
....
Too bad my family's votes mean nothing to the schools, right? How about some excitement about X? Lol. It's a really good school and my only option at the moment, though I could still be rejected post interview.
And though beautiful women is a plus, it's not really what I'm looking for in a grad school. Heh. I should also mention that I'm female, so it makes this conversation even more funny.