Now that this nonsense has died down, I'll share a bit more. I'm in the second year of my PhD studies. This was my first time applying for SSHRC doctoral funding, and I picked up a basic fellowship. I've had great internal funding for the past two years, including a major scholarship I now have to decline next year. I'm not sure what my exact GPA is, but I believe it's around a 3.8 or so. When I applied in the fall I had four peer-reviewed pubs. (two co-authored), a couple non-reviewed pubs. (i.e. book reviews), and seven conference presentations under my belt (incl. two grad. conferences). The employment history section of my app. (for what it's worth) was loaded with TA and RA positions and work I've done editing scholarly and literary journals. I'm sure my reference letters were good, but I mainly attribute my success to the strength of my research statement.
Ok, that's it. Congrats to everyone who has received positive news, and good luck to everyone who is still waiting (incl. the wait-listed).