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ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by justplay (Thu Feb 28 21:19:01 2008)
I do not, repeat NOT, have any funds to support students at any level
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by tata530 (Thu Feb 28 21:45:52 2008)
Hi Prof.,
I read your webpage and it turns out that I'm nothing but extremely rich.
A perfect match, uh? Talk to me.
Regards,
xxx
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by MaxBorn (Thu Feb 28 21:51:48 2008)
Hi Prof.,
I have no funds either! What a brilliant match!
Look forward to meeting you in the Farm.
Best,
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by tata530 (Thu Feb 28 21:56:05 2008)
Brilliant. Let's two poor bastards meet and eat our own arms.
Cheers,
Prof. xxx
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by zuiaiqh (Thu Feb 28 21:52:15 2008)
Hi Prof
I can, repeat CAN, fund you. Admit and advise me.
3x
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by miewmiew (Thu Feb 28 21:55:21 2008)
Hi tata530,
Please let me know how to apply for you program. I will appreciate it a lot if you can offer me an RAship(Research Advisor).
Love,
Prof. Stanford
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by tata530(Thu Feb 28 21:58:41 2008)
Hi Prof.,
There's a queue of people wating for my funding. The queue starts at Tian'anmen Square and heads east. I suggest you go to Tianjin and start from there.
Good luck.
Regards,
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by virgozxy (Thu Feb 28 22:14:50 2008)
Your application will NOT, repeat, NOT be reviewed before you pay the application fee, which is $783657867. You could pay the fee either by credit card or by check.
Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says
by Ricckma(Fri Feb 29 07:04:52 2008)
Hi xxx:
I will queue up even if the line ends in pacific ocean now. <3. BTW if you have other openings like bodyguards, drivers, nudge packers or whatever plz do give me first priority b/c, you know, those are closely related to my background. Feel free to kick my ass up and down if that makes you happy.
Thanks a bunch.
Prof. StanfordSucks