StaphA47, you have entered the "I hate Beta-lactams" Chat Room
YersiniaP23: Ya'll know you want some of my bubonic plague!
xxStrepPxx: Anyone looking to conjugate?
Ecoli157: Age/F-type/Gram-Stain?
xxStrepPxx: 28 minutes/negative/positive
Ecoli157: eh, not for me
MycoTuberc: Who wants to see underneath my capsule?
T4_phage: hey guys!
Ecoli157: oh shit...
You have entered private chat with xxStrepPxx:
StaphA47: hey, wanna conjugate?
xxStrepPxx: A/F/G?
StaphA47: 17 minutes/positive/positive
xxStrepPxx: ooh a younger microbe, i'm into it
StaphA47: after an evening of secreting toxins and metabolizing glucose, we spread to the epidermis and find a comfortable, romantic spot on an adipocyte
xxStrepPxx: i tickle you playfully with my flagella, and start secreting mating factors
StaphA47: I begin to extend my long sex pilus
xxStrepPxx: oooh yeah how big is it?
StaphA47: 3 micrometers baby
xxStrepPxx: mmmm that's huge
StaphA47: my pilus makes contact with your surface coat, forming a mating bridge, i draw you in close
xxStrepPxx: yes, i want your antibiotic resistance genes!
StaphA47: within milliseconds i shoot my plasmids all over your surface coat
xxStrepPxx: ughh...well that's disappointing
StaphA47: I swear this never happens, usually i last much longer
xxStrepPxx: whatever, i'm going to talk to my ex-mate, neisseria gonorrhoeae
StaphA47: i wouldn't do that, i hear he gets around
xxStrepPxx has exited private chat