Nothing is skewed except your own attempts at justifying your scores. First step would be to get outside of yourself as an example and try to look at things objectively.
People score high on the verbal who hate words. Conversely, people also score fairly low on the verbal who love words and speak 5 languages. It's been set into people's minds that the verbal test is a test of how many words you know, when in fact it's a measure of verbal abstract thinking that requires a strong vocabulary. It measures both memory for English vocabulary and reasoning skills -- both of which are important mental abilities. The same is true with the math. You need to have a certain set of knowledge going in, but the test is also set out to measure how one problem solves. It is often the case that people with very fine intellects do not do well on standardized tests, but that is because they do slipshod preparation out of arrogance or laziness. For most people the GRE requires preparation. I think people who consider themselves intelligent but use "I hate tests" or "I don't test well" as an excuse are in the weakest positions to justify their own desirability because there is just something tiring about endlessly subjective explanations/justifications (the lady doth protest too much). The best strategy is to shut up and show (not just GRE's but all aspects of the application you have control over); this speaks much louder to admission committees. To have to justify low score on a statement of purpose, for instance, takes away from the more interesting things one could be talking about, such as love of Homer or Shakespeare, QED, or whatever it is that one enjoys and wants to study.