[My musical reflection on the scientific funding crisis!]

Wow how about trying to be a good PhD student instead of wasting time? You are not good at singing anyway.

[Opposite gender roommate]

All your posts have been about how SciencePerson101 is so hot, modest, admirable and humble. You shouldn't have stopped taking your medication. The dragons have come back.

Ever consider the possibility it's sarcasm?

[Opposite gender roommate]

The ones you see flying around the walls... because you're batshit crazy.

Ok, definitely not flying around the walls...the carpet? That's another story...

[Opposite gender roommate]

All your posts have been about how SciencePerson101 is so hot, modest, admirable and humble. You shouldn't have stopped taking your medication. The dragons have come back.

Dragons?

[What is your guilty pleasure?]

Yes, chocolate! Also, merlot.

[Opposite gender roommate]

Dude, get a life. You upvote all your own posts and now you created a new account to comment on your other account.

I'm definitely not SciencePerson101! Read my posts, if you don't believe me.

[Opposite gender roommate]

I sleep with all my roommates, male and female so it doesn't matter.

No surprise - if you're as hot as you are modest!

[Summer Plan]

As if I care what you think I got into harvard, yale, stanford .etc. so save it.

  

Of course a person like you who got rejected and waitlisted from 3rd tier schools are more knowledgable than me. LMAO

I can't decide what I admire most about you. Probably it's your humility.