Called my grad awards department and asked if they had heard anything. They said no. I think I might have been the 30th person to call him today. He was not impressed.
I feel like I'm in a psych experiment and I'm a pigeon on a timed reward schedule and then the pecking increases exponentially the closer it gets to time when food will be provided. Only instead, I'm refreshing this forum, checking my e-mail, checking SSHRC's twitter, and checking the SSHRC website.