Fellow Grads,
I greatly appreciate all of your responses. I think I have made some progress towards developing a more sophisticated plan. I have definitely decided to put off applying to PhD programs for at least three years. I will probably substitute teach for a year while I am establishing my Californian residency. Then I will move somewhere close to Cal State San Bernardino, which seems to have a rather impressive and inexpensive Arabic summer program ($1000-5000$). I am assuming that if I am already living in the area, my tuition costs will be closer to $1000 than $5000. Moreover, since the Imperial Valley is the arm-pit of California, the cost of living will be cheap.
Since my wife is Egyptian and her bachelors degree is from an unaccredited Egyptian university, she will have to get her Master's degree so that she can find work in the future. She will complete degree at CSSB while I substitute teach for income during the school year. During the summer I will attend my Arabic courses. I will also take the GRE again. I am assuming I should probably raise my verbal score from the 89-90 percentile to the 93-96 percentile, and at least attempt to get into the 50 percentile in the math section. I believe that this is possible because when I first took the test, I just guessed on the math section. I sure a more concerted effort would yield better results.
Hopefully, after two summers of studying, which would equate to two years of Arabic study, I will apply to San Francisco State University. Since I would have already completed Arabic, I should be able to start studying Farsi. Moreover, I will probably try choose Master's thesis topic that would allow me to show off my abilities to read Arabic sources. If this all goes to plan, I will have written a Master's thesis using Arabic sources, made significant progress on my second Middle Eastern language, and raised my GRE scores to more competitive levels. I would then only apply to top-20 graduate schools. If I am rejected by America's academic elite, I will respectfully bow out of the scene and see if I can afford a teaching certificate to teach high school social studies. I am sure my credentials and Master degree will make me more than competitive in the secondary teaching field.
Do you guys think that this is realistic?