About 3 weeks after I submitted my applications (around Christmas time), I had the most terrible dream.
I dreamed that I got an email from MIT, telling me that I was one of the best applicants they had ever seen, and while they usually don't do this, they were going to offer me admission ahead of everybody else in the pack because my app was so good. I was ecstatic. Then dream me goes... wait a minute. My GPA was shit. I'm super unlikely to have actually gotten this feedback. At this point I realize I'm dreaming, so I wake up....
And of course I immediately check my email. There's an email from MIT Graduate Admissions in my inbox. Sitting in bed, my heart pounding, I open it and read it. It said something along the lines of they don't usually do this, but since I was one of the most un-qualified and terrible applicants they'd ever seen, they were sending me my rejection now so that I don't hold on hope. I start crying, would they really think /that/ poorly of me? My application wasn't that bad! Then, somehow, I realize that even if they thought this, they wouldn't put it in an email like this, it's far too non-diplomatic. At this point, I realize I'm still dreaming, so I wake up....
For real this time. I check my email again: nothing (of course not, it's the winter hols, nobody is going to be making admissions decisions now). I lay back in bed, completely and thoroughly mentally exhausted from my imaginary ordeal, and it's just 8am.
Who knows, maybe I'm still asleep, and the (much nicer) rejection I got from MIT 2 weeks ago is just a dream?