I'm not sure if this even qualifies as cooking, but they're amazingly addictive.
Oreo "Truffles"
1 package Oreo cookies
1 brick cream cheese, softened
about 12 oz of whatever chocolate you like (milk, dark, white, etc)
1. Put cookies in large ziploc bag and beat with your favorite blunt instrument until finely crushed (or use a food processor if you're fancy)
2. Pour crumbs into a bowl; add cream cheese and mix until well combined
3. Roll into 1/2 -1in balls
4. Chill balls for approx 30 min in refrigerator (optional, but helpful)
5. Melt chocolate in bowl set above simmering water (or melt in the microwave, but be careful not to overheat chocolate or it will seize)
6. Dip balls in chocolate; let dry
7. Consume