I wish! I have four children 10 and under. I've been giving a lot of thought lately to my next act, so to speak. I think having children solidified my desire to help children, either in a therapy setting or possibly even a guidance counselor for a school. I'm a decent writer, as in, I've had things published. No, nothing anyone has heard of, but still. I'm grateful I have that on my side, since I don't seem to have much in my favor.
I suppose a PhD isn't really a requirement for pursuing either career objective. I considered social work. but I'm not sure I have the grit for that. With kids of my own, I cry when Lightning McQueen pushes the aging Hicks across the finish line in "Cars".