Will post on results forum but in case anyone is curious in the future, here are my stats:
UG GPA - 3.4 from no name LAC (I spent the first two years partying nonstop, the second two getting my act together, so while my overall GPA still sucks, there's a pretty significant upward trend throughout my degree)
MA GPA - 3.8 from brand-name university
GRE - Verbal 169, Quant 144 (Unfortunately, I'm not even surprised this is so low - I'm horrific at math but did decently in grad school data analysis classes, so I think that might have softened the blow of my barely sentient score), AWA 6
5 years experience in nontraditional education
I hope you hear soon!