I'm glad this thread is here. It's nice to know I'm not the only one biting my nails off.
I applied to 22 PhD programs. So far, I've been waitlisted by WashU and accepted by Ohio State. (I concur with Gitbashed that it is nice to know I won't have to quit philosophy just yet.)
I think the next decisions I'll get will be from the University of Wisconsin, Madison and Yale.
Does anyone know if there is a list somewhere that orders PhD programs by their typical decision dates? Because that would be really helpful (you know, since obsessing about things I can't control is so fantastic for my mental health).