I just find it more than mildly ironic that a group which is entrusted with the job of deciding who has their shizz together enough to trust with a bunch of money doesn't have their own shizz together.
Dear BioChemGod,
From where I sit, I'd say you're a pissant little weasel-wording assclown. Please don't take offense, however--I mean it in a nice way.
I'll probably be pilloried for this, but calling people "sensitive" who take offense at a word (that can objectively be argued to be offensive) is actually a subtle dig at those offended. It blames the "offendee." Much like when one uses a racial pejorative and then complains that a member of that race has "no sense of humor" when they are put off by it.