Here's the deal. I took the Miller Analogy Test (MAT) in 2007. I scored in the 97th percentile. I was admitted to Mensa and my doctoral program of choice (Loyola Chicago). However, I withdrew from the doctoral program upon realizing it was excessively research-based, rather than clinically focused as advertised. I then committed myself to five years post-MSW experience in the field, as is customary (usually) for admission preparation for doctoral study.
THAT SAID:
I am in the process of applying (currently just waiting, actually, since I took the GRE yesterday) for a new doctoral program of choice. This is a strictly clinical DSW (Doctor of Social Work) program, rather than a dodgy "it has 'philosophy' in the title; it might be more research-heavy than you think" Ph.D, like last time.
I took the GRE yesterday and at 29 years old, nearly threw a legitimate temper tantrum upon reading my results. I scored a 610 in VERBAL, and 420 (save the pot jokes!) in quantitative. WHO SCORES THAT WAY??? I know I will get a 5.5 or 6 on writing; that's always been my strong suit, thankfully. But honestly- my verbal score is a good 55 points above the average verbal score of graduate students at HARVARD. What the hell is my quantitative score all about? Granted, I haven't taken math since I was an undergraduate in 2004, but....seriously? I don't score below average on tests, and I totally just did on that math section. But apparently I'm some sort of nutty-ass, right-brained, linguistic genius (well, not "genius," but somehow higher than ALL THE AVERAGE IVY LEAGUE VERBAL SCORES), and a lost cause with numbers. That's what frustrates me, though- I am GOOD at math! I don't know what happened, except that I was up until 4 AM "studying," and I was tired. That has never affected me before.
Regardless, I had very little difficulty brushing up on my math the night before the test. When I tested, however, it was not really what I expected per the GRE practice material from the website. No excuses, that crap on the test isn't hard! I don't know WHAT I did! It just seemed like all the elements of math at which I'm really good (algebra, geometry...anything NOT exclusively word problems!) were not on my test. I had 28 word problems, basically, and I realized I wasn't going to finish on time; I ended up clicking random answers, hoping for probability to fall in my favor more than it should for 15 x a 25% chance of a correct response. Alas. I guess I should never play the lottery.
Oh, and SCREW THE GRE! If my school wanted something that showed I am disproportionately good at verbal things and not-so-genius at math, they could have ACCEPTED MY MAT SCORE like I requested! It basically states the exact same thing, except even the MAT score was a little higher than the GRE verbal, and that test is *harder!*
Some things just make no sense to me.