Shit English Majors Say

[FreakyFoucault]

9 minutes ago, a_sort_of_fractious_angel said:

Done and one. Y'all are gonna help me find the One.

Omg I just pictured you matching with Neo from the Matrix. 

...I need help. 

[mads47]

40 minutes ago, khigh said:

Have you ever watched Bull Durham? This reminds me of exactly what Annie Savoy did in the movie.

I have not...lol. Maybe I need to X)

[mads47]

20 minutes ago, FreakyFoucault said:

...I need help. 

I think this thread proves that we all do XD

[FreakyFoucault]

8 minutes ago, mads47 said:

I think this thread proves that we all do XD

I promise, before this, I was generally pulling like a 3-4 on the crazy index. Ya know, nothing serious but maybe enough to make the couple sitting next to me at the bar whisper semi-audibly, “Dude kinda cray...” 

I’m definitely circling the 6.5-7 drain right now. 

[khigh]

22 minutes ago, mads47 said:

I have not...lol. Maybe I need to X)

It's a baseball movie, but one of the best out there.

"You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay."

To make it even better, Annie teaches English at the local community college.

Edited January 26, 2018 by khigh