To all the heartbroken

[Univ. of Cee-Lo]

It's an adaptation of a big hit that you guys might recognize. (

) (warning: language!)

I wish I could actually sing and make a video for this song, but I'm only the Uni OF Cee-Lo, not Cee-Lo himself. How unfortunate.

NOTE: this is not directed at any professor, student, or university. It's just a celebration of a great song and a way to cope with the painful application (i.e. rejection) process. Warning: language!

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Fuck You

CHORUS

I see you applyin' 'round town

With my POI and I'm like,

Fuck you!

ooo-ooo-OOO

I guess the grades on my transcript

Just weren't good enough

I'm like,

Fuck you!

And fuck him too!

I said, if my GPA were better, I might be admitted (ya)

Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)

And although there's pain in my chest

I still wish you the best with a...

Fuck you!

ooo-ooo-OOO!

VERSE

Yeah I'm sorry, I can't get cum laude,

But that don't mean I can't publish there.

I guess he's an XBox, and I'm more Atari,

But the way you play your game ain't fair.

I picture the foooo-oooool that applies to work with you

(oh shit he's a mean professor)

Well

(just thought you should know, loser)

Ooooo-oooooh

I've got some news for you

Yeah, go run off to your big shot conference

(CHORUS)

Now I know, that I had to study,

To deal with that grad school itch

Trying to sway ya, trying to persuade ya.

'Cause applyin' to yo' program ain't a cinch.

I pity the foooo-ooool that applies to work with you

(oh shit he's a mean professor)

Well

(just thought you should know, loser)

Ooooo-oooooo---ooooh

I've got some news for you

I really hate yo ass right now!

(CHORUS)

Now proffy, proffy, proffy, why d'ya wanna wanna reject me so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)

I tried to tell my advisor but he told me

"this is one for your dad"

(your dad, your dad, your dad)

Uh!

Whhhy?

Uh!

Whhhhyyy?

Uh!

WHHHHYYYY PI?

Oh! I love your research oh!

I still love your research. OOOOOOHHH!

I see you applyin' 'round town

With my POI and I'm like,

Fuck you!

ooo-ooo-OOO

I guess the grades on my transcript

Just weren't good enough

I'm like,

Fuck you!

And fuck him too!

I said, if my GPA were better, I might be admitted (ya)

Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)

And although there's pain in my chest

I still wish you the best with a...

Fuck you!

ooo-ooo-OOO!

[maeby-me]

Well done!