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::JOKE for those who checks email every 5 min:: PhD vs. Sh*t


xuanie

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I was bored to death while I saw this joke:

What's the most important thing that you need to have if you decided you want a PhD/to sh*t?

erm... You'd better have some ... paper...

The more paper you have, the more confident you feel...

You can't use paper that others have used before...

But if you are lucky enough, you may find a paper that looks like it has never been used... Or if you are extremely lucky, you may be able to borrow some paper... (from the next cubicle or someone who has lots of paper =_=!)

But having paper doesn't mean anything, cos we all know, most of the time, there is only sh*t in the paper...

erm... worst scenario, there is no way for you to fumble any paper.... It's a great challenge if you want to leave (the PhD/toilet bowl) just like it is...

well, I know it's a sick one.. but yea, my mind does not function well after I filed in all the applications... so bear with me... or beat me up like what my bro always does these days...

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