MDLee Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Because it is late and I need a thesis break, I thought I'd come up with the top ten ways to tell you've been rejected. Feel free to add...its all in good fun. TOP 1O SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN REJECTED... 10. You call the university but they've mysteriously disappeared off the face of the planet. 9. The administrative assistant for the department starts suggesting that you look for housing...in the next state over. 8. You get an an envelope with a piece of paper that says, "Dear Totally Unqualified Applicant..." 7. It is September and you still haven't heard back. 6. A huge press release surfaces that claims that the university is interested in international students...but only wants the ones from Namibia. 5. You call and the administrative assistant can't stop laughing. 4. When you check the status site your profile comes up as, "hidden in the basement" 3. Your would-be chair shakes your hand during the interview process and says, "Aren't you the kid who I caught my son/daughter drinking with in high school?" 2. Your calls to the department mysteriously disconnect whenever the administrative assistant goes to look up your status. 1. You realize that the applicant pool included the Prince of Wales, Jenna Bush, and Angie Jolie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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