waiting it out haikus

[applicant101]

just a false promise

you taunt me with your website

wolverine access

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i want to know now

for the love of god tell me

can i quit my job?

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the wait list of doom

sadness and uncertainty

i can just refresh

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fin.

[MinnieMouse1224]

Each morning I pray

that the Terrapin gods smile

on my waitlist spot.

But they remain cold,

unimpressed by my attempts

of proving my worth.

Then I question: what

does it say about my life,

that I want this gig?

I'm praying for what?

Guaranteed unemployment,

empty bank account?

I say to myself:

That law school application

looks better each day.

[whateverneveram3n]

Each morning I pray

that the Terrapin gods smile

on my waitlist spot.

yeah...me too. =/

[ma7eb4i]

Sacrifice virgins?

Cast serendipity spells?

What more can I do?

Awaiting a fate

Excruciating indeed

Please, God, make it end.

[BCHistory]

Don't check anymore.

I must: my status might change.

April 15th, please!