Some job options, but no MTSes. I was an idiot, looked at Notre Dame's average GREs and GPAs for the MTS program, and thought, "Hey, this could happen." And I really didn't want to go anywhere else.
So, in sum, I am an idiot.
I know, it seems bizarre to me too. But if the folks around here are to be trusted, it sounds like some people have known for weeks and they just send rejections out long after acceptances. I've never heard of a school doing that.