Just an update on this, I have found faculty members at Yale, Duke, Michigan, MIT, UNC-Chapel Hill, and Columbia with whom I feel I could be compatible. If anyone could provide insight on whether or not those programs strike you as being well-fitted, at least pertaining to research, I would be truly grateful.
Secondly, is it a death trap to market yourself as having an area-specific interest when applying to IR programs? I have heard that this is the case and that I should focus more on emphasizing my interest in a phenomenon, regardless of location, instead of framing it within a certain geographic area. Thoughts?
*Side-note: After looking back through my post, I apologize if I sounded dismissive when I said certain professors are 'just' interested in conducting public opinion surveys, etc... This was not at all my intention and I have no desire to make judgement calls about anyone's choice of methodology.