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This is the only overall ranking list that I'm aware of, but it's a bit out-of-date: http://chronicle.com/article/NRC-Rankings-Overview-/124716/.
If you'd like to rank schools based upon a certain subfield, please do! I'd love to read people's perceptions of various programs. I thought this might be a helpful thread for folks as they are getting interviews and considering their options. Someone made a similar thread several years ago, and I found it interesting. Not trying to ruffle feathers or give offense! Pax.