I have always wondered how the admission process works for MFA applicants. Considering that a lot of schools don't even require GRE scores, all they have to judge us are portfolios, SOPs and recommendation letters. Personally, this is how I picture it. A huge room with one person(let's call him John) sitting next to the computer/projector, another table where others sit facing the screen.
John inserts a CD, first slide comes up, they laugh and you can hear a few comments of "What was he thinking?". John ejects the CD, breaks it into pieces and inserts the next CD. Process goes on for some 50 applicants when they see a portfolio which deserves to be seen in its entirety. At the end of it, probably they laugh again. So on and so forth till they get 30 CDs/slides they actually respect, out of about a 1000? (I read somewhere that RISD's acceptance rate is 16/1000). Now, those 30 get interview calls, some 500 get rejection letters and the rest get an invitation to join the Bachelor's program.
Seriously though. If someone actually knows what goes on in there, it would be great to know. I can only think of horrible, horrible answers. Latest vision I conjured? A grad student weeding out the 'they're just going to laugh at this' applicants.