I find this entire thread insulting. Of course SuddenlyParanoid might have gotten into all of these places. You know nothing about his test scores, letters, experience, etc. (actually, I didn't check as to whether he posted test scores or not). I've done well (near 4.0, 800/800/5.0), and have no reason to doubt SP's success. And a 3.7 at some places is better than a 4.0 at others. What is the purpose of this?
Actually, maybe everyone on this site except one person is the same person, making up all of this in order to mess with that one person's mind...