I'm actually an alternate for CIHR, which may be the worst of the bunch. Only 15 offered at my university As for your last comment (which is a little surprising, but definitely not shocking) - I'm definitely not rich...
Also, one of my good buddies just got a SSHRC and from that list he would only be able to tick off man. So hopefully that's a sign of progress; but with an n of 1 who can say!