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NYU and Columbia. I'm already planning my year assuming I won't be attending an MFA.

If past years are accurate indicators, then this week looks likely 🙏🤞

Woohoo! Congrats! 🎉

I hope it doesn't happen, but the news is pretty bleak. The stuff going down at Penn is just awful.

I hate to imagine it, but it does seem likely that some MFA programs might get shut down completely in all this chaos. Hopefully nobody here would be affected. My coworker's hearing rumors that her own university's Clinical Psych grad program may get the ax, and I'm like... If therapist factories aren't even safe, then poet factories for sure aren't...

I look forward to the karmic payoff at some point 😂

In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have said, "I'd be fine not getting into grad school if Kendrick Lamar wins all five Grammys."

Congratulations!! 🎉

[Note: this is a dupe of a post from like 6 hours ago that's stuck in moderator approval purgatory] Not to possibly stoke more anxiety, but, my friend—who was rejected for a humanities postdoc at Penn last week—just sent me an article titled, "Penn to reduce graduate admissions, rescind acceptances amid federal research funding cuts," from The Daily Pennsylvanian 2/21. [Note: no clue about their MFA program.] “We go through hundreds of applications, we interviewed dozens of finalists, and basically all that work was just for naught,” the professor said. “We just wasted half of those people’s time because our list just got cut by more than half.” The professor added that the University “pulled the rug out” from many faculty members, some of whom had already offered acceptances to students they had thought were admitted — only to now face the possibility of having to cut those students from the program. The professor said that their department — which submitted its choices for admits to its graduate program on Feb. 14 — will be forced to rescind the acceptances of 10 of the 17 students. Folks, this is a brutal cycle. Go easy on yourselves. Be gentle and kind. Any acceptances this year are miraculous. If you got any, extra congrats, don't take it for granted, and I hope it sticks 🙏

Just read a 2020 post from a mod saying that approvals like this could take a while, since mods are busy grad students. Understandable. Will bump the post if necessary when it shows up. Many would probably be interested.

Mmmm waiting hours for Grad Cafe mods to approve a post with a news article link, a new kind of purgatory

Not to possibly stoke more anxiety, but, my friend who was rejected for a humanities postdoc at Penn last week just sent me this article: https://www.thedp.com/article/2025/02/penn-graduate-student-class-size-cut-trump-funding “We go through hundreds of applications, we interviewed dozens of finalists, and basically all that work was just for naught,” the professor said. “We just wasted half of those people’s time because our list just got cut by more than half.” The professor added that the University “pulled the rug out” from many faculty members, some of whom had already offered acceptances to students they had thought were admitted — only to now face the possibility of having to cut those students from the program. The professor said that their department — which submitted its choices for admits to its graduate program on Feb. 14 — will be forced to rescind the acceptances of 10 of the 17 students. Folks, this is a brutal cycle. Go easy on yourselves. Be gentle and kind. Any acceptances this year are miraculous. If you got any, extra congrats, don't take it for granted, and I hope it sticks 🙏

Portrait of the Artist opened with a moo cow and ended with Dedalus becoming a Poet. Just like me? 😂

All these fictioneers getting accepted... Maybe, as poet, I should learn to string sentences together... 🤔 Nah

Just came out of a 75 min meditation to realize I'm gonna be fine if it's another cycle of straight rejections. Like, a-okay. Happily backpacking down a dirt road and chewing on wild onion greens in the sunshine a-okay. Whew!

Unanimous response to my rejections from the people who know me and my poems well: "Wow, that school fucked up bad." Forwarding their defensive love to everyone else riding the R train 💕 We can go streaking together 🐎

Well, if past reports from the Results page are any indicator, looks like NYU might send acceptances next week 🤞 Let's keep this band-aid rippin'

YEAH YA DID 🎉

*cough*

Alright Columbia and NYU, the monastery I'm looking at opens for reservations on March 15, so you have until then to accept me with full funding or else I pursue happiness and writing on my own—SO THERE 😤

Same boat. I'm assuming based on previous years that acceptances will go out in about a week, tho earlier is v welcome!

Whew, I feel this. Wishing you peace and confidence. I wish I'd started refuting those negative thoughts way earlier in my own life, but can report that with practice and support, they can be ignored.

Yup, R confirmed

UMass Amherst update: my portal status just changed to "Decided - Decision Pending". Looks like the axe is comin', y'all 🕊️

Amazing! Congrats!!