Guess they were quite thrilled to have me. I received an offer of admission today.
Stats, FWIW:
Undergrad GPA: 3.25, Masters GPA: 3.75 (WES assessment, though they looked at my actual transcripts from my country, which is a scale of 1 to 5, 1 highest)
5+ first author publications in local journal, 2 co-author publications in mid-tier international journal
10-year research and practice experience
Funding is guaranteed for the whole 5 years (with a fairly generous first year stipend) but they encourage you to apply for scholarships/grants, which I am happy to do anyway. I will wait for results from the other institutions, but definitely excited with this offer.
Rooting for everyone here! Looking forward to your success stories.