American, 3.9 undergrad GPA, 3.9 Master's GPA, 800Q, 800V, 5.5 W, research experience, etc...
REJECTED!!! (It's okay, though; I'm really happy with my options.)
That's a tough program to get into. I called the department today to check on my status. Yes, it's all true: they sent out acceptances a few weeks ago. (Apparently nobody who uses gradcafe got accepted.) I suppose you might be waitlisted, though, if you haven't heard from them yet. So you can keep hoping.