I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed by diversity statements... in hindsight, my statement for Michigan was pretty weak (very stereotypicial couple of paragraphs about how studying in Western Europe broadened my horizons or something like that) - but I really couldn't come up with anything else since I don't fit into any traditionally disadvantaged groups. I remember reading somewhere about admissions counselors telling men applying to undergrad at female-dominated liberal arts colleges to emphasize their masculinity in their statements - I was tempted to make some argument along those lines for admission to a sociology program, but I dobut I could have pulled it off successfully. Hopefully they won't spend too much time reading these things...