These are all making me feel a little better about my track record.
UC Davis rejected me by sending me an email that read "You may review the decision after 8:00 a.m. PST on February 11, 2011, by accessing your UC Davis application on the online admission web site." I checked the site two days before this emboldened date and they had not only rejected me, but given me FOUR explicit reasons why I was in fact not fit for their program, all of which included the phrase "not competitive" and one which said that I was not prepared for advanced studies whatsoever. Basically, I barely have enough grasp on the English language to justify my applying at all.
Now they've posted a letter that says all of this in slightly kinder terms, but the last paragraph opens with "If you have any questions regarding the reasons for your denial, please feel free to contact the admissions adviser of the [Admit Major] graduate program". Thanks for taking the time to customize my letter, jerks!