First of all, I know how awful you must feel, and I sincerely hope you try again and meet with more success in the future! Second, can I ask why you applied to these specific universities?
I'm only asking because, all numbers aside, what I think really matters is that the school is the perfect place for your research interests--it is 100% without a doubt perfect for the package you're selling in your sop and writing sample. I was accepted to 2 schools (and rejected by 10), and I now see that these two schools were by far the most well-suited for what I wish to pursue. Neither of them are very highly ranked, but I'd much rather be at a lower ranked school that's perfect for me than an ivy league that has maybe one or two professors in my sub-field but who have different theoretical approaches than me. I know you're frustrated and angry (who wouldn't be with the odds in this game?!), but your post sounds to me to be number-centric (and thus, all the responses you've been getting re:the GRE have been number-centric)--especially when you consider a "safe" school to be ranked in the 30's or 40's (although clearly you realize that there are no safe schools, thus the quotes)--so I would recommend, if you haven't already, stepping away from scores and rankings and location (although, I get the feeling that coordinating with your spouse might be an issue, in which case, I have absolutely no advice for that!) and taking a good look at any and all programs, and finding the perfect fit. Of course, I genuinely mean that question about why you picked the schools you did, and I think an answer to that might help these lovely people give you better advice. Hope I helped!